Upon reading my past little status update blog things, I was a bitch when I was 15.

I'M BAAA-ACCCK!

So how's NG been since I've been gone?

I got less than a month till I get my license!

I failed Spanish for the semster!

And I'm back into skateboarding!

Disscus!

2 days, 2 hours, 51 minutes

ALMOST THERE! :D

Well, been aboot 2 weeks! And my god, in that time I have gotten fucking so much more aware of how fucked up the internet can be...also I found one of the best fucking weed dealers as well!

Anyway, with my 1 month ban (which has 7 more days!!!) I had to look else where for fourms so I wouldn't go fucking insane! I've so far been to 2 fourms that I haven't been to in almost a year. As well as joining many many more to see if they were cool...

Well upon my search for the perfect back-up forum...I decided to give....

um...

4chan a try...

Ordinarily, I'd go there just to go to /gif/ or /f/ to get porn, but I decided to venture into /b/...

And my report on 4chan is...

WHAT THE FUCK HAS SOCIETY GONE TO?!?!

I looked around for a few days and every post I saw wound up haveing a meme or gore picture in it after aboot 2 or 3 posts. I don't get whats so fucking attractive about the concept of posting a picture of you lighting a kitten on fire, a guys fingers fucked RIGHT to hell, or a baby under an autopsy...it's fucking disgusting!!! I honestly puked the 4th day I was on there. Yet, I stuck to it to see what was so "cool" about it...and after 2 weeks of research, I've discoverd that everyone on 4chan is a 13 year old who gets off with gore pictures that probaby has both suicidal and homicidal tendencies. I really can't see how anyone can possibly like it...

Anyway...how was everyones Christmas and New Year? You get all you wanted?

I know I did, I got a JVC camera and Guitar Hero 3 :3

(One positive thing of 4chan that I saw was some of the post were actually amusing, which is where I scored this babay!)

WOOT!

FIRST, I'M FREE FROM PRISON FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS! I'm teh happorz!

SECOND, I FINALLY got my laptop back from those damn monekys at Geek Squad. They had it for 3 weeks, just to fix the screen >:( Oh well, Nate told me that they finished in the first few days of having it, they just decided to dip in my porn stash and steal a few of my files. Can you say "lawsuit"?

Tis a few more days till Jesusday! I know for a fact I'm getting Clerks X, Accepted, a JVC camera I've been wanting, and a few more things.

Now, to hang with my bubs, smoke weed, drink, and other teenagering things before I go back!

This will take awhile!

Have fun without me, NG.

PS> You have 23 days, 8 hours, 1 minute and 32 seconds left until your ban is lifted.

:(

ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 30 days. You have 29 days, 10 hours, 0 minutes and 59 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/82 48 63 - bigbadron
Please read the BBS rules.

Oh damn... I knew this was coming...

Oh well, see you guys in a month!

ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 3 days. You have 2 days, 10 hours, 12 minutes and 22 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: If you see a thread that says "to the faggot mods that banned me", chances are its spam. Don't post in it. - mightypotato

Please read the BBS rules.

I can't seem to stay on the BBS too long with out getting banned anymore :P Oh well, I'm not mad this time.

ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 3 days. You have 1 day, 7 hours, 53 minutes and 48 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: Do not even joke about threatening the president. People who have done similar things have been visited by the FBI (Yes, I'm talking about on NG) -RageVI

Please read the BBS rules.

...weeeak...

I'm out of a good laptop for the next 2 weeks...lame

I went to pick up my gateway and as soon as I open it, the screen comes off in my hands...

I'm kinda pissed that that happened, but I'm even more pissed since I installed WoW 3 days prior to that (and it took a day to download everyting for it) and I was actually doing pretty good...so yeah...

This!