TIME FOR BITCHY EMO DOOMBOX! :D

TODAY WAS FUCKING GREAT!

Alright, so here goes..

Anyway FIRST, I sit next to a really cool chicka during my Geomety, and a total dick sits right behind her.

Well sadly I'm ashamed to admit this dick is somewhat of my friend...
: since I don't like to have enemies, I befriend everyone...

And I mean, half the shit he does is funny and all, but he doesn't know when to stop and winds up blowing shit WWAAAYY outta prospective!

Like on Thursday, all this fag was doing was throwing all his Halloween candy wrapers in this chicks hood. Yeah, it was funny the first 2 times he did it, but this goes on for about 20 minutes of him just eating candy and throwing trash in this chicks "VERY FUCKING EXPENSIVE" jacket hood.
So I say "Hey man, knock it off, it's not funny anymore" and he goes "Well then do somethin!" trying to be all gansta and shit.
Well I WOULD have knocked him out clean right there, BUT our teacher was watching and i'd wind up getting In School Suspension for a week and having to hang out with an ex-teacher I pretty much sworn I never wanted to see again.

Anyway, today he decided to piss me off to the point of no return and goes "hey, *DOOM* likes you!"

I look at him like "haha-no..."

Now don't get me wrong, this chick is cute and cool and all and I wouldn't mind a few dates, but theres someone else I'm after right now...

Anyway I go, "Dude, shut the fuck up"

And he goes "Hey fag, I'm trying to score you a date!"

...Well next time I see his faggot ass needless to say they're going to surgically put his fucking face back together after I'm done! :D

AND SPEAKING OF ISS!

I accidently got my best friend in it for 2 days...

Which both sucks and is damn humorous!

Because how I did it was we were messing around in our Computer class and me and another friend are just messing around and lauging our asses off at this Jesus picture and my friend goes "*DOOM* you're going to hell! haha!"

And it seems our teacher heard him over me and my other friend laughing, and curseing here is the equal to fighting so needless to say he's kinda pissed and me and my friend haha. But it's all funny as hell if you look at it!

And to top everything off I'm sicker than a dog and high off some medician my doctor gave me! WEEE!

I think I need to go to bed...

Anyway, I leave you with...EPIC BEWBS!